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Belching Bride
Yay! Usually I write out and proofread my essays first, but hey- you know, you’re cute. I’m going to work Doug Funnie stream of consciousness for you. But only you. Shh no more words. My turn. Don’t...
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Dude, Where’d My Face Go?
Hey my Cabbage Patch Squids, I think I may be having an identity crisis, but mainly just at my gym. Every time I walk in and buzz my little card at the scanner, I get greeted with “HEY! You haven’t...
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Attempting Normal
Hooray! Marc Maron’s new book, “Attempting Normal” comes out today. I pre-ordered mine in hopes to get the signed poster that was being offered. I sent my e-mail requesting one last week but didn’t get...
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Please Haunt Me, Greg Giraldo
I’ve had a talent for willing bizarre things in my life. That includes both good and bad. Some include: Getting my favorite comedians to retweet me or mention me on a podcast. Getting caught in the...
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DAY 13! Blog Challenge.
Hi my sweet little mangoes. Did you think I would abandon my dedication to this blog challenge? You did? Me too…oh well! Here’s number 13. My earliest memory. I remember lying in a crib during a house...
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Your Sniffer!
SHORT POST TODAY! I was standing in my kitchen when suddenly I got a whiff of Apple Jacks. I’m not sure where the scent came from but in that moment I was consumed by my cinnamon-y enchantress. I...
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